Bill Murray suggests that each Olympic event should have a competitor of average ability - for reference. Imagine my floor routine in women's gymnastics, in whi... Read More...
First I want to bring you a Sunday Funny, my daughter Lucy's new video: Signs You Were Born An Old Person. It stars my two other children, Sophie and Freddy, an... Read More...
We can’t get the hang of our sprinklers.
We moved to California from New Jersey about six months ago, and everything’s weird. But the thing that hangs us up ... Read More...
We were headed to the Children’s Zoo. I wanted to see majestic lions and elegant giraffes. I wanted to see patient parents point to a monkey in a tree over and ... Read More...